10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "No river, no fish."
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986