10 Random Poker Quotes

• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• It's Free To Fold...
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi