10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson