10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• It's Free To Fold...
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.