10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear