10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio