10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
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- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio