10 Random Poker Quotes

• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek