10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-