10 Random Poker Quotes

• im going to 2 out you to death
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Fook the floosh droo!
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth