10 Random Poker Quotes

• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.