10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.