10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."