10 Random Poker Quotes

I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
Those eggs smell delicious!
"I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
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