10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer