10 Random Poker Quotes

• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com