10 Random Poker Quotes

I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
Never educate a stupid poker player.
Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
"never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson