10 Random Poker Quotes

• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.