10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike