10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier