10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss