10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.