10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)