10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from