10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Welcome to kicker school
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• It's Free To Fold...