10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.