10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts