10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.