10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'