10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.