10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• Poker is for loners.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo