10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.