10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.