10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."