10 Random Poker Quotes

• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.