10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-