10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"