10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from