10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--