10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'