10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "No river, no fish."
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"