10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"