10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.