10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.