10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "No river, no fish."
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'