10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Fold and live to fold again