10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!