10 Random Poker Quotes

• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Fold and live to fold again
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus