10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.