10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."